Queerism – Homotextual

noun: someone who uses text messages as an exclusive means of arranging booty calls; also someone who is sexually aroused by texting.
example: Have you seen Joey’s text message inbox?! The last time he sent a text other than “I’m horny. Come over.” was last month. What a homotextual!
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