Queerism – Schlort

noun: A thin, short dick with a tiny knob (as opposed to a schlong.)
example:
Three guys I had taken to bed
Were eagerly waiting for head.
When I yanked down their shorts,
They all had schlorts,
So I gave them all nosejobs instead.
Thanks to Richard (do I really need to define what a ‘nosejob’ is now?) Janus for this Queerism! Do you have an interesting or unusual Queerism of your own you wish to share? Submit your Queerism HERE.