Queerism – Jizz Goggles

noun: 1. A pair of spectacles that make a person so sexually attractive you have an uncontrollable urge to ejaculate all over them. 2. Prescription or sun glasses worn intentionally to block out and prevent an eye full of ejaculate.
example: “Damn! Shawn looks so hot wearing those jizz goggles!”
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