Queerism – Faggotry

noun: skills necessary to be a proper homosexual (sometimes used derisively) .
ex: Jon was well-versed in all manner of faggotry including proper beard grooming, how to find a good party any night of the week, how to mix drinks with anything lying around, and inserting a witty comment at just the right time to inflate or deflate whoever he liked.
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