QC FYI: What Kind Of Man Pierces His Cock?

Even though we worry about pulling off their jewelry with our buttholes, we love men with pierced cocks. What could be more majestic than a beautiful prick crowned with a Prince Albert? We’ll tell you what…. NOTHING. But what kind of men sitck earrings in their ding-a-lings anyway?
You might think of kinky punk rockers, leather studded S&M queens, or tattooed ex-hippy biker burnouts. But according to an online study from Texas Tech University, you’d be wrong. They tend to be straight, educated, committed, sober, middle class white guys:

Among those who responded, the average man was 31 years old, white, heterosexual, college educated and earned more than $36,000 per year.

Overall:

— 89% identified themselves as Caucasians;

— 41% were married and another 20% lived with a significant other;

— 56% reported a salary of more than $45,000 per year;

— 28% said they had a strong religious faith;

— 82% said they were heterosexual;

— 87% said they didn’t use drugs;

— 74% said they had at least some college, and 20% had a graduate or doctoral degree.

They say it’s always the ones you least suspect, but we like the idea of some straight-edge, happily married, atheist, physics doctorate walking around with a metal stud in his cock—especially if he’s using that pierced prick to school some freshman. School’s back in session, sucka!
But in case you’re considering ringing your own bell, here’s a tasty tidbit that you might wanna consider first (we hope you haven’t eaten):

About a quarter of men report that they have to urinate sitting down because urine sprays in all directions through the piercings. Other reported complications have included priapism (uncomfortably sustained erections), bleeding after sex, gangrene and loss of jewelry in female partners.

So on the plus side, you’ll have an awesome looking schlong. But on the minus side, your genitals might rot off—we report, you decide!
Enjoy classic pierced cocks at QC:
UK Naked Male: Lee
Jizz Addiction: Tomy
WhackItWorld.com: Matt
Buk Buddies: Rusty
UK Naked Men: Michael Next Door Male: Angel
Perfect Guyz: Rocky