Queerism – Slumber Lumber

noun: waking up with an erection (aka. morning wood, although “slumber lumber” also refers to popping a boner anytime during rest).
ex: When Jesse got up to go pee, he realized he had a hard case of slumber lumber and had to get himself off before being able to go back to sleep.
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