John Mayer Parodies “2 Girls 1 Cup”

If you haven’t seen the straight fetish porn video floating around the web titled “2 Girls 1 Cup,” do not — we repeat DO NOT — go searching for it if you have a weak stomach. Actually, don’t go searching for it whatsoever unless you are into even the most extreme scat play.
If you have accidentally viewed the video (again, we advise against viewing it), this parody by John Mayer will help make you laugh and erase the scar the original video left on your brain.