Abs-ofuckinglutely Alan Smith

Alan Smith (born October 28, 1980 in Rothwell, Leeds, England) is an English football player. He has played centre-forward for most of his career, but as of 2005 he is undergoing a conversion into a midfield role. He formerly played for Leeds and now plies his trade for Manchester United.
In the summer of 2005 it emerged that Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, is grooming Alan Smith as a successor to Roy Keane in the Manchester United midfield. As of 14 November 2005 Smith has played for England 16 times, and has scored 1 international goal.
Yada yada….OK, the real reason we did this post? He is ABSofuckinglutely gorgeous.
And oh, remember that good old bulge post we did? Here’s a fine recap complete with QC’s very own zoom function.

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