We found 379 results and a tag Queerisms
adjective: Used to describe a person with an extreme and irrational aversion towards gay people, worse than a fear of homosexuality itself.
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noun: A text tattoo on the body that is several lines or sentences in length.
example “He wasn’t the most exciting fuck, so I just kept reading his skindle until I finally came.”
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noun: Devouring latin ass. (Derived from the most commonly used Spanish word for “ass.”)
example “Sorry I didn’t get back, I was having a culoscopy.”
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noun: The act of shooting a load onto a bald dude’s head.
example ” After I face-fucked him, I pulled out of his mouth and gave him a faberge egg all over his hot bald head.”
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BLING noun: – Jewelry of any sort, often flashy or overly-flashy.
BLANG noun: – Sporting so much obviously fake bling it’s laughable (example: ‘poor guy doesn’t realize he’s not Mr. T. with all that blang.’)
BLONG noun: – Bling on a hard-on (example: ‘I wasn’t expecting the blong when his dick sprung from that jockstrap – a stud on a stud!’)
BLUNG noun: – Bling that should not be worn, that detracts from the wearer’s otherwise great appearance (example: ‘Why does a stud like that need to wear that blung in his ears even when naked?’)
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noun: Acronym for ‘The Electric Dink’ – a close relative of BOB (‘Battery Operated Boyfriend’), referring to a vibrator.
example: “I had a damn good talk with TED last night”.
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noun: A gay person who is so deep in the closet they reside in Narnia. Usually in reference to someone being self delusional about their own sexuality.
example: “Isn’t Bob gay?” “Yeah but he’s so deep in the closet he’s Narnian.”
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noun, adj: A straight acting homosexual male. A gay man who has the demeanor associated with straight men.
example: “God, he’s such a stromosexual”
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noun: A bubble produced and blown by the recipient of a facial or person giving oral sex created during the gargling of semen.
example: “Nothing says romance like blowing a cum bubble. If a guy can blow a smoke ring inside it he is definitely a keeper.”
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noun: A person who has a competent and authoritative knowledge of or skill that specializes in the art of sex, an expert on everything sexual.
example: David: “Hey, I’m thinking of felching with my boyfriend. What do you think?”
Joe: “Don’t ask me, ask Bob, he’s the sexpert!”
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noun: To envelop the penis by stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.
example: “Jim was always playing with his cock and balls in the locker room, his favorite trick was to make a scrotum sock!”
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noun: A state of concealment about ones homosexuality. Term often used together with Narnians.
example: “God, there are so many clomo’s here. So far in the closet, they could be Narnians”.
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noun: The activity and essential need for every male to pull, stretch and yoink at one’s own penis for sake of growth.
example: “Marks dicksercise program seems to be working. I swear he’s grown an extra inch or so over the past 2 months since I’ve been with him!”
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adjective: People who who went through a process with a member of the opposite sex, either seriously dating or considering marriage before declaring themselves gay.
example: “John is totally a processed gay, he’s dated loads of women and was even engaged to one girl before he met his man and then came out!”
antonym: Organic Gays.
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adjective: People who knew right from a very early age that they were gay and that they would never have sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex.
example: “Caleb is totally an organic gay, he’s never been interested in women at all, not even experimentally when he was younger!”
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verb: To check out a bunch of guys in an effort to mentally determine your favorite butts in the group and the order you’d like to top them in.
example: “The assorted members of our college’s basketball team are #53, #19 and #27.”
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