Stone is BACK!
He has been working out really hard, got some sun on his Pacific Northwest skin, and ~sniff~ shaved-off the chest hair. It is like looking at a new model! He looks SO different! And he looks awesome!
Both Stone and Jet have been working out like fiends. With the economy so bad, models are realizing they need to be on top of their game. Lots of guys turning to porn to help stay afloat, so competition to stay working is high.
Bryan was super eager to put these two together. Their personalities are a great match, and there was an immediate “Bromance” going on between them. Chaos Men got Stone to eat some ass. That and some finger play really got Jet in the zone to be fucked.
Stone is BACK!
He has been working out really hard, got some sun on his Pacific Northwest skin, and ~sniff~ shaved-off the chest hair. It is like looking at a new model! He looks SO different! And he looks awesome!
Both Stone and Jet have been working out like fiends. With the economy so bad, models are realizing they need to be on top of their game. Lots of guys turning to porn to help stay afloat, so competition to stay working is high.
Bryan was super eager to put these two together. Their personalities are a great match, and there was an immediate “Bromance” going on between them. Chaos Men got Stone to eat some ass. That and some finger play really got Jet in the zone to be fucked.
Omar is of Middle-Eastern descent but grew up in the Southwestern U.S. He’s basically an All-American guy. It took a while to get Omar in to the studio. Just after scheduling his solo, he hurt his back doing some squats, and found that he was basically trapped in his bed.
It took him almost a month to get mobile and then hit the gym for about a week. He is very conscientious about his build, and wanted to be in the best shape possible. After being laid up for so long, he didn’t feel a week was enough to get back in shape, but he sent some pictures and Chaos Men told him he was being silly. He looked awesome!
We’re flying solo this week, Maverick. Yep you got it—it’s a jack off type of week. It’s Pataporn with Chinpoko! Alpha Studs: Adam Killian RATING OF 4
Mmm… muscles, tattoos, and a thick cock. Now that’s a triple threat in Chinpoko’s book. Adam Killian shines in this video…and then he cums. PATA PATA!
Seriously though, Adam Killian has muscles for miles and apparently he’s gotta brain. As the video begins Adam gives us a tour of Berlin and he seems fairly knowledgeable. I actually love it when studios give you a bit of behind-the-scenes action from porn stars. If the guy seems like a tool, then it can make the video less hot (or hotter, depending on how dumb you like ’em).
Thankfully, Killian seems charming as he speaks to the camera. In my book, that only makes this hot jack-off scene all the hotter.
Also, I love the Alpha Studs site. It’s very laid back. It is. With the black background and the large high-quality pictures, the site seems to say, “Yeah, we like porn. So what?” It’s also super easy to navigate and all the guys are just fucking ripped—a hot site.
Van is a cute Midwestern boy, who grew up in a small town. He is 18 and has been with his girlfriend since high school. She doesn’t seem as sexually adventurous as Van.
We’ve got a sexy roundup of porn star gossip for you this time around. It’s chock full of stars: Leo Giamani, Brent Everett, Jeremy Bilding, Nick Capra, Pierre Fitch, Bruno Bond, Steve Cruz, and more! We’d let on about all the juicy bits we have on them, but it’s simply too much. Suffice it to say that involves public showering, drugs, booze, pizza, hookers, zombies, Boy Scouts, and copyright infringement! So the porntasticfuzz-couple of Steve Cruz and Bruno Bond are in Melbourne Australia on a talent hunt (hear that, all you Aussie blokes?). In between “auditioning” hot Oz studs on their casting couch, the horny happy couple has still found time to shoot high quality promotional pictures of themselves with local photog David Khan. We’re not so much jealous as envious. We’d never post the naked pictures of ourselves we took in Australia because, ours were taken by a 65-year-old who enslaved us in a coat closet… but that’s another story. You may know that Brent Everett’s running a stable of porn hotties on his site. Well, one of his new models, Kayden Hart, is really hung. We’re talking ridiculously hung… like internal injuries hung. Everett promises that we’ll soon see him Mr. Hart pound some bubble butt as well as take it up his ass—well-hung and vers?!? HAWT.
It’s been a while since we’ve featured our best and brightest QCommenters in a weekly round-up and for that we apologize. However, this week’s installment of the Top 10 QComments should more than make it up. There’s lots of bitchery, backbiting, and brilliance on all our hottest features from the ChaosMen-Mason Wyler drug connection to Levi Johnston’s leaked Playgirl pics. So without further delay, let’s jump right in! You may have noticed a new site called It’s Gonna Hurt on our pages. The name tells you everything you need to know about the “lovemaking” on this site. Most recently, young white dork, William had a co-mingled look of fear and wonder standing next to Castro’s anaconda. Will dates women, so he’s not used to humongous cocks, but while they’re busy figuring out how to have sex, SteveDenver’s wondering about what’s gonna happen after the sex:
Won’t William’s girlfriend get suspicious when she reaches around to give him a friendly finger and her wristwatch falls in?
Then there’s Spiritvinegar’s take on the latest Next Door Male update with Rusty Stevens. They’ve really done their best to set a romantic scene with Rusty and it’s all gotten a bit too romantic:
Lounging around his room in such fine linens, and having smelled the aroma of rare, expensive incense, Rusty’s penis becomes erect and hard.” AND THEN FABIO BURST IN.
Some of us muscle lovers wouldn’t mind seeing Rusty and Fabio have a go like the cover of a Harlequin romance, with the horses and the windswept wheat field. But the sex scenes in those things are always so short and badly written with men sticking their “scepters” and their “magenta-colored meat bats” into undersexed women—it’s enough to turn a girl off of erotica entirely!
Mike West and Ryan Rockford were planning on doing a scene together. Mike was really excited about working with Ryan because he is so damn hot and has quite a reputation for being an amazing bottom. Mike has only stated fucking other guys and the chance to tap a seasoned ass was just too good to be true. Mike had never been fucked before and when Randy suggested he return the favor, he was a little apprehensive. He’d been wanting to try it but was a little nervous.
Hey there, kiddies. It’s been a while since we’ve run a porn gossip round-up. There’s so much to catch up on that instead of cramming it all into one massive and unreadable post, we’ve decided to break it up into parts. Part One has got all sorts of goodies including a porn body comeback, two newcummers, porn star entrepreneurs and The Sisterhood of Perpetual Indulgence. Wanna know what’s going on? Read and see…
Randy Blue has picked up 18-year-old newcummer, Dawson Riley. We’re awaiting his proper porn premiere as scouring the web resulted in absolutely zero cock or decent ass pics. In the meanwhile,
walk (do not run) to this mystery man’s underwhelming personal website where you’ll find one shot of his torso and the above video of him washing his truck—err… didn’t Reese Rideoutalready do that video? But while we’re on the subject of newcummers,Lucas Entertainment just signed a five-year exclusive contract with Matan Shalev, an ex-Israeli military policeman and karate brown belt who has two scenes in Lucas’ newest venture Men of Israel. Lucas says “he’s completely versatile. Everything: his sculpted body, beautiful face, big dick and bubble butt are all five stars.” Would those be five Stars of David? Well, shalom and motzel tov, Shalev! We and Kosher Kitty approve.
One last thing about the globe-trotting porn mogul. Lucas apparently set up shop in Paris as a way to capitalize on his Eurocentric tendencies. “I go to Paris at least twice a year,” he told XBIZ. “I love French culture, French food, and I do love, love, love French men. They have absolutely no limits in bed.” Err… business as usual, Mr. Lucas? Actually, he plans on using the city as a way to import new actors and distribute to a European market. Love him or hate him, Lucas has got style and it’s a smart business move.
In light of his recent “retirement” from porn, Diesel Washington has taken up making targets out of the younger generation of porn stars leaving the likes him in the dust. Most recently, he called the barebacking Chaos Men we interviewed “Cum Dumpsters” but we’ll get to that. First, in a post entitled “Things Are Changing,” Diesel bemoaned modern porn’s decreased pay and changing body types:
Porn stars used to be larger than life, Alpha males, rugged handsome… these Men were Hot Handsome and just had that Macho thing… It used to have these Iconic Performers that stood out and made them Worthy of being called a Porn Star. The Body, Face, Dick that nobody could have because its one of a kind. No I see a bunch of little boys fucking up a storm on Vid and they walk around like they are huge stars. No Ur just a Little boy playing Porn star on the Vid or Web…
And who are these “little boys”? Twinks like Aiden Ash, MJ Taylor, Race Cooper, Cameron Marhsall, and Daniel Cox. His rant continues:
I know these are twink performers but OMG they look like babies!!! Its getting harder and harder to see the performers coming into the game now… these kids should be play X box, or Play Station not playing with Joysticks of another kind!!
I see the look of the muscle men dying…its being replaced by college jocks and twinks. I’m getting a little scared of what the industry holds next in the coming years. The stars get younger and younger(just turned 18 and in the porn biz). The above group of men made porn what it is today….Men running the porn biz…People bought the porn because it had “MEN” the decline of porn nowadays is because the Newest porn stars coming out don’t have that Look, Feel, Raw energy and essence of being a Man that is Large and In Charge.
We’re familiar with the ass-to-mouth threesome that is needless blogging, self-promotion, and insanity. Michael Lucas and Mason Wyler have both gotten in bed with that rambunctious trio. But unlike them, Diesel’s a self-designated ex-porn star. And despite his contributions to creative sex positions (after the jump), the porn world continues to change without him.
He’s certainly entitled to his opinion, but he also certainly has body issues. First off, Diesel’s body fits the “macho man” image he so idealizes. And as an out of work porn star he must feel threatened by his younger, slimmer, and currently more successful amateur counterparts getting work and fucking onscreen. Diesel’s actions are currently confined to his blog and blogging is nowhere near as exciting, sexy, or daring as the onscreen work of the “little boys” he disparages.
Secondly, we don’t know about you, but these ripped hung twinks still represent “the Look, Feel, Raw energy and essence of being a Man that is Large and In Charge.” Maybe Diesel’s never been pounded by a wiry, large-dicked twink with loads of stamina, quick moves, deep thrusts, and the ability to make a moaning bitch of any vers top. Anyone who has knows that twinks are hardly little boys playing at sex. They’re men with raw sexual energy, beautiful bodies, and the testosterone to bring men to their knees.
Lastly, the hyper-muscular male form has gotten old-hat and somewhat tiresome in contemporary porn. Sure there are stars and fans who still crave that look, but lots of guys also find body-builders ridiculous, freakish, and/or artificial. Lots of men like to see guys who look more like themselves fucking. It lets us enjoy the sex more intimately without self-consciously focusing on flawless, bulging, vein-ripped bodies that only result from loads of free time and a desperation to be lusted after. Considering that there’s lots of free porn on sites like XTube, the only way studios will be able to compete is by bringing fresh looks and ideas to the screen; not by pushing old standards and repackaging your grandpa’s gay porn.
So we all have different tastes—Diesel has his and we have ours. But when he decided to insult the ChaosMen bareback models we interviewed a few weeks back, we took the gloves off…
We love it when our QCommenters take time out of their whacking off to share thoughts about QC’s fabulous porn stars! Love ’em or hate ’em, many of our favorite stars are legendary, infamous, or just downright weird. And whether our QCommenters are building them up like a teenage fanclub or tearing them down like an bathtub full of drunk cats, we love being a fly on the wall and reporting the buzz back to you. But enough with the mixed metaphors! Onto the QComments…! When we reported thatall the dicks in gay porn made Jason Adonis have a mental breakdown and decide to retire (again), randy w shook his head and said happy trails to the underachieving porn vet:
jason is a hot guy in an industry with a million (in my opinion hotter) guys in line to take his place, guys that actually dig sucking cock and being filmed doing it. the fuss and the amount of press over him is way out of proportion to what he has contributed. that is no diss on the guy personally. but porn, and sex in general, are supposed to be hot and fun. if it isn’t either of those things any more, then i wish him the best of luck in his next venture.
Talking about hotter men, desert_doug_az compared two of Randy Blue’s stable in response to their latest video of Leo and Malachi fucking. Malachi is Doug’s obvious favorite, but is he right about Leo’s underwhelming performances?
Leo is a world of contradiction. In one interview he says str8 and the next bi. While I think he has a great over all look and ginormous cock and balls, he is the most boring top I have seen in years. He has no fluild movement when he fucks. He is not into a scene at all. Gay for pay and way too uptight to let go is my guess. I wouldn’t pay him a dime to “act” on my site… Malachi is handsome and while maybe gay for pay, at least he gets into a scene. Ever notice that Leo always looks to his side when JO? Reminds me of an animal humping a leg…In this case a complete boar…
So Leo’s less of a lion and more of a pig… We’d love to see that piggy get skewered by an freakishly large man spear sometime. That might bring the animal out in him, eh?
Nutritional jis-eating, horse-faces, and incredibly bad English after the jump!
Congratulations to the five winners of ourChaosMen“Blow and Go” QContest—Ptmartini, Jason Fitzgerald, Thomas, tresub, and wildenwest! We’ll be sending you the Edging/Service DVD and the ChaosMen photo book as your prizes! But if you missed out this time around, don’t fret! We still have 1 more DVD and 5 more photobooks that we’ll give out in another QContest VERY SOON via QueerClique. So if you’re not already a member, get on it. Your chance for more ChaosMen goodies is coming up!
The New Year has inspired Chinpoko. He wants this year’s porn to be even hotter than last year’s. What does that mean for you? More reviews and more joy… and more bitchiness from a six-inch talking cock! Maybe now’s a good time to remind everyone that Chinpoko’s remarks don’t necessarily reflect the opinion of QC and it’s other staffers! But we guess there’s no way around it, let’s PataPorn With Chinpoko! Sean Cody: Twins – Jeff and John
Chinpoko sings! (again): But they’re cousins, identical cousins and you’ll find,
They laugh alike, the jack alike, at times they even cum a like.
You can loose your load,
When cousins are on Sean Cod…y.
Yes I know the ending doesn’t really rhyme, but work with me people—I’m just a dick. And yes, I know Jeff and John aren’t cousins. They’re two, hot brothers. Mr. Cody pulls out all the stops this year. I originally planned on giving you boys a play-by-play, or (as we like to say in the porn world) a stroke-by-stroke. However, I really think you need to just see this shit to believe it. Like the post says, the hottest parts are when John watches his brother jack. Is it wrong that I want to see them make out and suck one another off? Chaos Men: Bryan and Tobias
Hottest post of the week if you ask me, and well, you did. I do love Bryan from Chaos Men and not only because he gives us such hotties. I also love that he just cuts to the chase. But most importantly, BRYAN PAYS ATTENTION TO THE COCK! I swear to God, the man knows what to do. While his face stayed buried in Tobias’ ass cheeks, what did Bryan do? He stroked the cock. Even though he couldn’t see, partially blinded by Bryan’s ass cheeks, what did he do? He stroked the cock. Bryan keeps his priorities straight, or in this case gay. He pulled and caressed Tobias’ cock like an Incan idol to be cherished and worshipped. And rightly so! Tobias has got a beautiful, long cock and I bet it’d love to be real good in Bryan’s hole.
I also have to admit that I loved the ass teasing. Bryan slid his wet head back and forth against the lips of Tobias’ ass. Tobias loved it. He moaned and sighed, and they both started doing some dirty talk. And you know how I feel about dirty talking—I came right there. I did. It got a migraine, my head throbbing so hard. And when my head hurts that bad, there’s only one thing to do—shoot like a motherfuckin’ oil spout in Dallas.
Again, hottest post of the week. And the biggest reason why, I think, is because I almost felt like I was watching two men in their bedroom. They way Bryan and Tobias would whisper to one another, so sweetly and intensely. It felt intimate. I know… how fuckin’ romantic!
