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noun: 1) Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual (with metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, effeminate speech, and/or mannerisms), but who is in fact straight. Sometimes used as a way to attract women.
2) A gay-for-pay porn star.
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noun: a mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
ex: “Robert’s a total manicorn! Too bad he’s straight!”
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We love our commentors here at QueerClick. They’re funny, they’re horny, they’re smart, and sometimes just downright bitchy (or all four). So we’ve decided to start taking the best comments from every week and sharing them here with you!
On the hilarious side of things, reader Jabber commented on Malachi’s preparedness for a locker room scene he recently did with Randy Blue’s Dustin and Xander:
Now where did I put that dildo? Oh yeah, I left it in my locker at the gym in case I needed to use it on a guy I met in the shower!
Yes, porn requires some suspension of disbelief, the occasional Viagra, and a heck of a lot of clean up. For example, on the Sean Cody: Matt post, matt edwards commented:
The guys on this site are always cumming all over the furniture, the rugs, the pillows, etc. Can you imagine how gross the house is? Yuck!
And the proliferation of cross tattoos on porn stars’ bodies caught Jason’s eye on the Corbin Fisher: Lance post:
Gay version of the old ‘chicken or the egg’ story– Do you need a cross tattoo in order to do gay porn? Or is it you have to do gay porn to earn your cross tattoo? Either way, win-win!
However, in a very hot bareback post, Chaos Men: Vance and Zane – RAW, Rough Rider sarcastically commented on the danger of blindly loving bareback porn:
RAW! Sounds really exciting and fun, and I can tell by LOOKING at these guys that neither of them has a bug or disease. It’s easy to tell by looking. Plus, I hear they’re all monogamous and there’s nothing to worry about, and they do testing. Man, I wanna get fucked so bad RAW. Forget about rubbers, they’re a pain. I’ll just hope for the best and get tested just in case. I read somewhere that HIV and Syphilis rates among gay men are skyrocketing, but I don’t believe it. I won’t get sick.
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noun: 1. Allowing a young boy to play with dolls or have other stereotypically female habits.
2. What is provided to a young boy by an overly-protective and sensitive mother, causing a close mother-son bond, and leading him to become effeminate and eventually confirm he’s gay.
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noun: Male form of anorexia nervosa where a guy becomes obsessed with his body image. Manorexics will compulsively work out, diet, and/or use supplements to lose weight, build muscle, and look “perfect”. The end result can be unintentional twinkness, cartoonish musculature, or brain damage.
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noun: An ex-husband. (ex: “I want to go to the party, but I don’t want to see my stupid wasband.”)
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noun: 1) A penis that is wider than it is long
[ex: “Whoa! He’s hung like a beer can! What a choad!”]
2) the area between the penis and anus (aka the “taint”)
[ex: “I love it when you lick my filthy choad!”]
3) a chunky load
[ex: “Bob spent an hour washing John’s choad out of his chest hair.”]
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noun: Someone who’s only willing to jerk off on the first date.
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noun: Truncation of ‘neo-conservative’, a label formed by the group Sex Panic in order to denote a gay person who disapproves of gay promiscuity.
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noun: 1. A sacrificial T-shirt placed over the stomach and chest when masturbating. 2. A gay man’s goatee beard.
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noun: The failure of the anus to relax, preventing anal sex.
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adj: A conceited guy who’ll expect you to suck his unwashed dick.
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noun: The instrument you are when creating musical farting noises during ass fucking.
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1. rhym. slang: Traditional ‘Cockney’ rhyming slang for the word queer. 2. noun: Urine from a red-headed man.
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noun: An extreme irrational fear of cock, especially multiple penises being shoved into every orifice of your body.
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rhym. slang: Bowels, i.e. things that can be irritable and are usually full of shit.
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