adjective: The permanent state of a cum stains on your sheets or clothing that just wont come out.
ex: Argh! I’ve washed this shirt eight times since I accidentally jizzed on it, but the cum stains are spermanent! noun: The awkward and hard-to-undo hairstyle that results from cumming on a person’s head.
ex: Then, when I was about to nut, I pulled out and totally gave him a spermanent. Poor guy had Ocean Spray bangs for the rest of the day.
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noun: A loud, noisy, fake, and paid-for orgasm.
ex: “My trick had such a whoregasm that I had to cover his dumb mouth just to keep my mom from hearing.”
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noun: A tear in your foundation from inserting a very thick penis.
ex: As Mongo inserted his beer can cock into Lord Fontleroy’s man pussy, Lord Fontleroy felt a girth quake and moaned a pained whoreish utterance. Mongo had torn his velvet lining to be sure, but the Lord thought shitting blood a minor price to pay for riding the largest stallion in his entire fiefdom.
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noun: An attractive woman who befriends gay men because she enjoys their company. “Fruit fly” implies sociability and a love of gays, whereas “fag hag” implies an ugly woman who hangs out with fags in hopes of seducing one.
ex: “What bitch? Puh-leaze! I’m no ‘fag hag.’ Your momma’s a ‘fag hag.’ I am a ‘fruit fly.’ I’m here because I like the sweetness, not because I can’t get laid.”
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noun: Hot Piece of Ass (H.P.A.)
ex: “Your little fauxhawk friend is quite an H.P.A.—hot piece of ass! Please say that he’s gay; if not, I could convert him with a single touch.”
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noun: Someone whose level of annoyance goes beyond mere douchebaggery.
ex: A douche nozzle literally refers to the spray tip connecting to the bottle of a feminine hygiene product. The nozzle goes into a woman’s cha-cha to spray out the “not so fresh” yeasty smell. But Octavio’s especially shitty antics tonight make the term applicable to him as well.
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noun: Someone who’s only willing to jerk off on the first date.
ex: “So did you fuck him?”
“Nah. It was a masturdate, so we jerked off and I went home.”
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noun: noun: A subtype of lesbian with the annoying tendency to look like extremely cute boys until you’re close enough to speak with them (pronounced: lez-boy-uhn).
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noun: A twink that’s over thirty.
ex: “Yeah, you’re thin and boyish, but much too old to be called a twink. You’re definitely more of a thrink. Now buy me another drink, thrink!”
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noun: What gay guys keep if they’ve never dabbled with women prior to coming out.
ex: “You’ve never slept with a woman? Then your vaginity’s still in tact!”
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noun: Floppy breasts belonging to a fat man (man + boobs = man boobs). Also known as “bitch tits.”
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noun.: A derogatory term used in anger to refer to your non-commital bisexual friend, who seemingly knows everything there is to know about gay culture.
ex: “Sleeping with a guy once every leap year doesn’t make you a full-fledged homosexual. At best you’re only half-a-gay!”
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noun: 1) Love between two straight men.
2) A competitive relationship between two butch men.
ex: “Jean and Barry have a total testosteromance! They’re always trying to one-up each other. I wish they’d just fuck and get it over with.”
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Last week on the top 10, we featured mostly catty QCommentors pulling out their fangs and claws and digging into porn stars and readers alike. This week we have some kinder, gentler QCommentors. That doesn’t mean it’s all sweetness and light; no, there’s still piss and vinegar to spare. But even kind QCompliments raise an eyebrow and a cock or two… Our reader Constance really enjoyedGiorgio Carrera and Ethan Clarke at BelAmiOnline.com and can you blame him (or her)? Bel Ami’s always got big-dicked European hotties and hot fuck scenes. However, to Constance Giorgio looks uncannily like another famous face…
I Love Giorgio Carrera! I’ve been quite obsessed with these set of photos for about 3 months now. Its so beautiful. Its almost like its not even porn. Its more like art. btw, am I the only one who see’s a resemblance between giorgio (dark haired guy) and nick jonas??
We can’t post a pic of Nick Jonas, because he’s jailbait—you cradle-robbing chicken hawkers—but you can Google him for yourself and tell us if you agree. For the record, we do and even though it’s a crime, we’re wondering if Nick’s just as (ahem) “talented” as Giorgio. One more year, Nick, and you’re ours! Shorty complimented another QC favorite, Arpad Miklos) in the Falcon Studio: XXX post:
Arpad’s like a good aged wine. Really, really fine. Saw him for the first time in a Kristian Bjorn film which was a takeoff on the Soviet army. He got a blowjob from a cute young guy in a hotel room. Needless to say I was impressed, and he’s gotten even better since. Ya keep goin’ Arpad.
Piss queen or not, he’s one of the most beautiful guys. I even think his hearing aids are sexy. Many deaf boys — especially profoundly deaf since birth — make the wildest animal noises during sex. It’s uncensored, unscripted and pure (even if everyone in the neighborhood listens). Love Zack
Of course, sometimes QCompliments are a bit backhanded. One of our readers, blake, showed his love for Francois Sagat by saying how much he’d like to see him murdered in the upcoming Saw 6 film:
HAHAHA! I can’t wait to see this guy get killed. Francois is hot and all but his bright and ditsy desire for art (not that there’s anything wrong with that) doesn’t match his super macho physique. Maybe if he wasn’t as muscular it wouldn’t be as big of a deal. Oh well. I can’t wait though. I haven’t watched the Saw movies since the second one but I’d be sure to watch this one. Hot. Hot guys and horror films? I’m there!
Whoa whoa whoa. It seems like he really enjoyed the class, so what does it matter if they don’t rise up to whatever standard of art that’s being applied? Hell, my art skills are limited exclusively to stick figures, so RJ gets major props from me.
