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Chaos Men’s Bryan Ockert Responds To Mason Wyler’s Story About Butt-Smuggler Zane

Chaos Men's Bryan Ockert Responds To Mason Wyler's Story About Butt-Smuggler Zane
Chaos Men's Bryan Ockert Responds To Mason Wyler's Story About Butt-Smuggler Zane
Click for full-size (the e-mail, not Mason sucking Zane, you ninny)
Before reading, check out the original story, Wait… Mason Wyler Fucked Chaos Men’s Zane And Didn’t Like It?
Apparently, Chaos Men owner-slash-dick goblin Bryan Ockert reads QueerClick and saw our post on Mason Wyler’s match made in hell with CM barebacker Zane. Bryan sent an e-mail directly to Mason in which he all but shrugs in non-surprise at Mason’s tale!
According to his e-mail, Bryan pre-paid Zane for two Chaos Men scenes that he never showed up for, leaving Bryan out about $9,000. Bryan says he has no hard feelings (except for the money) and hopes that Zane gets over his problems. However, he suspects that Zane considers himself immune to any real consequences.
We’re figuring that Zane skipped out on Bryan hoping to make more as an escort and free-agent with Jesse Santana in Dallas. But now that Mason’s put the word out on Zane, it may be harder for Jesse Santana to market Zane from his stable of hot men. We mean, who wants to work with a freaky, meth-addicted buttslut? Err… we mean, who other than Mason Wyler?
Hey! These two sluts have QC fan pages:
Zane from Chaos Men
Mason Wyler

19 Nov 09 By paperbagwriter 15 Comments

Queerism – Sexhausted

Queerisms - Sexhausted
adjective: A state of exhaustion due to copious amounts of sexual activity. Can also be a noun: sexhaustion.
ex: I know I shouldn’t complain, but Jake likes to do it so much, that he’s left me a bit sexhausted—y poor dick!
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17 Nov 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queerism – Fuppet

Queerisms - Fuppet
noun: literally, a fuck puppet. It refers to several different varieties of person:
1) a no-strings-attached piece of ass
2) a sex slave
3) a person who thoroughly enjoys bottoming for another
ex: You may think that James is just my fuppet, but it’s actually the other way around… I’m his fuppet.
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13 Nov 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queerism – Dicktimized

Queerisms - Dicktimized
adjective: being traumatized or intimidated by a penis-related sexual experience. Dictktimize is also a verb meaning to traumatize or intimidate someone with your cock.
ex: Sean doesn’t do sex parties. His experience in the “Singapore sling” left him dicktimized.
or
Please let me top you. I know it’s kinda thick, but I promise not to dicktimize you.
Thanks to Izzy Luna for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

06 Nov 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Queerism – Dick Goblin

Queerisms - Dick Goblin
noun: a person who’s always gobblin’ dick.
ex: You know why we call you a dick goblin, Christopher? It’s because you’re always gobblin’ dick!
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30 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queerism – Virganalty

Queerisms - Virganalty
noun: what one keeps when they’ve never bottomed for anal sex.
ex: Me? I lost my virganalty back in high school. What?! Don’t look at me like that. You’re just jealous that you still have yours… “total top”, my ass.
Thanks to Lilah Bootch for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

27 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Queerism – Twunk

Queerisms - Twunk
noun: refers any of the following:
1) an overweight or ex-twink
ex: Alex used to be a hot twink, but ever since he injured his ankle and started getting paunchy, he’s turned into a twunk—I’d still do him though, I’d just enjoy it less.
2) a drunk twink
ex: Look at those twinks next to the bar. What are they, 15-year-olds? If they don’t stop doing those blowjob shots, they’ll go from twink to twunk in about five minutes.
3) a twink that’s a hunk
ex: Oh no, sweetie. You’re no twink. A twink’s hipbones jut out awkwardly from their jeans. You’ve got a bod and a butt… you’re definitely a twunk.
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17 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Queerism – Slumber Lumber

Queerisms - Slumber Lumber
noun: waking up with an erection (aka. morning wood, although “slumber lumber” also refers to popping a boner anytime during rest).
ex: When Jesse got up to go pee, he realized he had a hard case of slumber lumber and had to get himself off before being able to go back to sleep.
Thanks to Moxy for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

09 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queerism – afrAIDS

Queerisms - afrAIDS
adjective: being unable to have sexual contact due to fear of HIV-infection.
ex: I can understand being a little afrAIDS because of the rise in HIV cases, but making me put on a condom before getting head seemed a little excessive!
Thanks to Steve Denver for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

02 Oct 09 By paperbagwriter 3 Comments

Queerism – Coytus

Queerisms - Coytus
noun: Having sex with a shy guy.
ex: Sex with Hamilton was total coytus. He’s so shy that he made me turn off the lights before he’d even get naked and then he insisted we do everything under the sheets. He wasn’t half bad in the sack though.
Thanks to Moxy for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

24 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 2 Comments

Queerism – Strange

Queerisms - Strange
noun: a piece of ass different from the person you regularly sleep with.
ex: When my partner and I want to go cruising, to find a third or more. We don’t want to know any names, or anything personal. Just SEX! We call it “getting some strange,” although sometimes it gets really STRANGE; but, then again it’s just sex, and we’re always safe!
Thanks to Metal Man for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

18 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Queerism – Tranpire

Queerisms - Tranpire
noun: a tranny who sucks the life out of the room. They typically travel in large packs, but don’t be fooled by their charisma and grace! Garlic gloves, religious items, and holy water do not fend off these creatures, although water typically will make a tranpire melt.
ex: Uh-oh. Check out the group of tranpires who just walked in. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that they’re transsexuals. It’s that they’re all cliquey, judgmental, dramatic, and will start a fight quicker than you can say “Maybelline.” I’m gonna go stand near the dance floor—they rarely go there.
Thanks to Kittycocktail for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

12 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Queerism – Crispy Cream

Queerisms - Crispy Cream
noun: a twink that has put on weight.
ex: Eric used to be a twink—all cream filling with just a little bit of fat. But ever since he and Taylor broke up, he’s become a full-blown crispy cream!
Thanks to Greg for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

04 Sep 09 By paperbagwriter 4 Comments

Top 10 QComments

Top 10 QComments
Between our interview with Michael Lucas and pics of Zac Efron’s bulge we posted load after load of hot men. You, our beloved QC readers, let us know what you thought and we collected the best for you here. There’s cheers, jeers, queers, and a few QComments that sounded like they were written on beer. Let’s catch up on this week’s best by checking out the Top 10 QComments!
Michael has teeth
Straight Hell posts always stir up a bit of controversy, especially when the rough Englishmen round up someone as angelic as Corey. They take the young student off the streets and into a horrid dungeon where he’s tied up, flogged, and his balls and nips get clipped and stretched much to his agony. Some guys love it, but b. bitt finds it disturbing and maybe even socially irresponsible:

Pornographic fantasy is understandable, when it is between consenting adults, but this series is condoning the abduction, rape, and I assume eventual “disposal” of school aged boy. I don’t want to judge how or where people get the erotic fix, but this seems to below the level of good taste or good judgment.

Though the pain’s certainly real, we doubt the scenarios are non-consensual—it’s all part of a BDSM fantasy, though it can definitely be disturbing. Maybe Straight Hell should have a “Where are they now?” feature showing their victims living fully-functioning lives as drill instructors, dog trainers, and boot polishers.
Our readers certainly had strong opinions about Drake Rock’s Ben Patrick Johnson. He’s a manicured musclestud that’s either too perfect or abnormally so. One QCommenter got sick of all the “empty and pathetic” hateful comments, but euan countered with his outlook on the usefulness of such QComments:

1 Not every unflattering comment is born of hatred.

2 Anyone who is “smart and sweet” choosing to have cosmetic surgery cares about appearance also–which suggests he cares about the results of that surgery. Why then is it not permissible for third-parties to have a view on the results of that same surgery–after all, the man in the mirror is not the only one to see it, and that man in the mirror is not the only one whose opinion the person himself cares about.

This is at best a failure of the cosmetic surgeon. (Nonetheless, that body is well-maintained. I just hope it is not built on steroids–when the time comes that it inevitably comes crashing down, the results are never flattering.)

Ben’s hot though he certainly looks a little over-done. At least his eyebrows will constantly convey a sense of slight surprise for any of his partners. And talking about frozen facial expressions, we interviewed Michael Lucas this week. True to form, he had opinions on just about everything. But also true to form, every picture we posted had him doing his Derrick Zoolander pout. walt noticed as well and asked this question:
He’s the male Paris Hilton: Same perma-pout in every photo. Does the man have teeth? Never seen them.
We dug up a photo of Michael Lucas to prove that he does indeed have teeth, although they may have been Photoshopped on by one of his press people to avoid a scandal. Can you imagine a toothless porn mogul, gumming on dicks, and eating pureed dinners? No siree.

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31 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter Write a comment!

Queerism – Butt-top

Queerisms - Butt-top
noun: a bottom guy whos always saying hes a top
ex: Yeah, Dustin talks a big game about fucking all these guys, but the one time we slept together he was a total butt-top. I have the tapes to prove it.
Thanks to Carlos from El Salvador for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

28 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment

Queerism – Drop Down Gorgeous

Queerisms - Drop Down Gorgeous
adjective: When someone is so good looking that you would drop to your knees and service them on the spot.
ex: That hot Israeli guy is drop down gorgeous. Maybe I can pull him into the coat check and give him a quick BJ. Would that make me a slut?
Thanks to ohjustcoolit for this Queerism! Submit your own Queerism HERE!

21 Aug 09 By paperbagwriter 1 Comment