Queerism – Pecotage
adjective: tight clothing that accentuates a man’s chest. Pronounced peck-oh-tahj.
ex: Look at that pectoage shirt. You can see his erect nipples. He must have bought it for that exact reason.
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adjective: tight clothing that accentuates a man’s chest. Pronounced peck-oh-tahj.
ex: Look at that pectoage shirt. You can see his erect nipples. He must have bought it for that exact reason.
Hey kids! Halloween is coming up and the porn’s getting so good that it’s SCARY!!! Don’t believe me? Then walk into my chamber of cocks and get a load or two in your face in this week’s PATAPORN WITH CHINPOKO!!!
Hot House Backroom: Brandon Lewis, Kennedy Carter and Phenix Saint
RATING: 3 OUT OF 5 – AROUSED
I dunno what it is about Kennedy Carter… the fire crotch, the tattoos, or the neon pink head of his cock, but I love, Love, LOVE this man. No. Y’know what I think it is… his accent. He’s a Brit and he starts off the video rocking the sneakers and Addidas shorts while shooting darts with Brandon Lewis. Lucky for us Lewis doesn’t play fair and when it looks like Carter’s gonna win, Brandon lifts him off the ground and after a short while the men start rimming and sucking one another. Shortly after, Phenix Saint joins in the action.
While I love Kennedy Carter, Brandon Lewis is really the unsung hero of this scene—the boy can down a dick and even though he has the handsome face of a young father (DILF! DILF! DILF!), he’s got a handsome body and two hungry holes that can take cocks like a trooper. He’s a great vers and so much fun to watch! The only drawback in this scene was all the triple action near the end. I like the idea of railroad fucking, but it seems like only Bel Ami cameramen know how to capture the penetrations and faces of tri-fuckers to make a scene three times as hot. In this case, the dicks, asses, and rhythm get lost in the chain fuck.
Stunts are nice, but not when they detract from the scene. Still, nice slimy cumshots all around.
PROS – Bright orange pubes with purple shiny cocks. Plus tatts and slender tops!
CONS – Phenix Saint’s comes off as rigidly gay-for-pay in this scene. Don’t hurt yourself, Phenix.
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noun: When a person of feminine manner gets angry and upset about something not going their way and begins whining, crying, yelling, screaming, throwing things, or generally acting like a Godzilla queen-sized mega hose beast. Also called a “BF.”
ex: When I didn’t buy Marcus another drink he started throwing a bitch fit. That’s when I ditched him and went home to get laid.
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noun: the ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people.
ex: Girl, can you believe that QueerClick has never featured gaydar as a Queerism? Maybe that’s because the editors have a hard time telling which porn stars are actually gay and which are just gay-for-pay.
Oh, you bitches.
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noun: Gay Chromosome(s) that make horny gays arroused when they see hot men.
Ex: Giiirrrrl!!! Look at that hunkalicious man. Makes my homosomes go wild!!
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noun: a particularly active bottom, a pass-around party bottom, or a guy who just can’t get enough cock in his ass.
Ex: Even a chaste guy like Mark can become a total buttslut when he finds just the right tool for the job!
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noun: a woman who was once a lesbian but is no longer (has been + lesbian)
Ex: Nikki? No she’s a hasbian. She was gay ’til graduation, but now she likes cock again, just like us.
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Pierre Fitch, Brent Everett, and Brent Corrigan all became Fleshjack poster boys a few months back with the company promising to release a line based on their cocks, thick lips, and fuckable asses. But how do you make Fleshjacks out of a porn star’s sexy bits? Fitch, Everett, and their pal Ralph Woods show you how it’s done.
Apparently you have to get naked (keep your sneakers on), get hard by sucking dick, and then let some tattooed dude put a mayonnaise jar full of plaster on your cack (yes, cack). After that he’ll smear cottage cheese plaster all up on your chutthole and mouf—be sure to shave first or else feel the pain when it all gets ripped out with the cast.
Then, the elves in the Fleshjack factory (or “the Jacktory” as they call it) add their trademark pink fleshy goo into the molds until VOILA! Mouths and bits that look (and hopefully feel) almost as good as the originals. How great will Fitch’s ass feel as opposed to Everett’s lips. We see a Fleshjack threesome or a fourgy in our futures. we could even invite over the Visconti triplets for a full blown orgy!
Oh, and did we mention that QueerClickers get 20% of Fleshjack goods?
noun: (pronounced or-jee-nigh-zuhr) the person organizing an orgy or sex party.
Ex: I really want into the sex party but I haven’t gotten an invite yet. Do you know how I can get a hold of the orgynizer?
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adjective: the feeling of resentment a gay guy feels upon realizing that the guy they hooked up with was only bi-curious and no longer interested in fooling around with them ever again.
Ex: Oh, I get it. You only let me blow you because you’re bi-curious. Well that makes me bi-furious!
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We dunno about you, but all the sexy asses at the World Cup tired us out. Soccer’s great, but sometimes you need a break. Just ask this zebra-thonged moob man. He recently ran onto the field of a Brazilian soccer match after Sao Paolo scored a goal against the Santos Football Club. He waved a red shirt while wearing a black and white thong, but was he supporting the Sao Paolo team by outrageously displaying their colors or was he mocking them?
And are those chest implants or does he have gynecomastia (a condition that gives male breasts extra fatty tissue)? Maybe he’s friends with MOOBS Gone Wild! So many unanswered questions…
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noun: crabs or any other communicable STI in your anogenital region. Though “cootchie” properly refers to a vagina, it can apply to mangina too.
Ex: “But Bob couldn’t have sex with him because he has a bad case cootchie crickets. Oh yeah. It’s like A Bug’s Life down there. Somebody call the Orkin Man!”
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noun: Puke play. Kinda like golden showers (piss play), but with vomit (vomit being multi-colored and hence, “rainbow”).
ex: Kevin got so drunk last night that he ended up accidentally giving a rainbow shower to the guy he’s dating. I know… sick, right?
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noun: someone you thought was hot while you were dating that now makes you question your selection criteria.
Ex: “Look! Here’s a pic of me and my new boyfriend.”
“Ugh! He reminds me of my last oyfriend.”
“What’s an oyfriend?”
“Let me show you. Here’s his Facebook picture.”
“Oy!”
“ExACTly!”
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noun: Someone who is overly clinical about sex, taking all the spontaneous fun out of it.
ex: He was such a sexnician. He had to lay out towels all over the bed and got up to wash lube off his hands three times in the middle of everything. And as soon as he came, he had to clean off in the shower before helping me finish.
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noun: Gay + Lady, a prim proper and respectable gay man who conducts himself with grace and poise even under lustful pressure or sexual temptation.
ex: He wanted me to blow him, but I am a gaydy. I don’t blow anybody until after the second date.
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