We found 379 results and a tag Queerisms
noun: The state of being innocent, inexperienced or never having had gay sex/anal intercourse. Similar to virganalty but not to be confused with vaginity.
example: I was out for two years before I finally lost my gayginity.
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adjective: Describing a highly sexually arousing, yet ambiguously transgendered individual. Derived from combining Hermaphrodite + Aphrodisiac.
example: “Wow! He/she is awesomely hermaphrodisiac! And I don’t care if he/she has both sets of bits either!”
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noun: Sex during your lunch hour, from fuck + lunch. Also known as a nooner.
example: Do you want to meet for funch today?
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noun: The gay practice, or state, of being married/having a sexual relationship with only one partner.
example: adjective: homogamous. Adam and Steve are devoted to each other; they’re completely homogamous.
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noun: 1. A person who has been rendered temporarily blind by their partner accidentally ejaculating into their eyes.
example: Adam gave me the zombie this morning… I fell down full thriller style!
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noun: 1. An extremely long cock. 2. A normal-sized cock on a man with extremely short legs.
example: Talk about well hung, I almost tripped up on his ankle spanker in the locker room!
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noun: 1. A urethal piercing which exits the top of the penis glans. Also known as a reverse PA (Prince Albert). 2. Derogatory term for someone with the same dress sense as Victoria Beckham.
example: Did you see what Queen Victoria was wearing? I’m no fashionista but those are the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen.
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noun: A wrist bracelet, accidentally created by a quantity of semen ejaculated onto your own or partners wrist.
example: I’m actually very partial to only wearing custom made jewelry, I find a jizz bangle often goes well with a pearl necklace or some accompanying drippy ear rings.
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adjective: PHOTOshopped Beyond All Recognition – taken from the military acronym FUBAR (Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition), PHOBAR refers to a person whose picture has been so altered that it bares little resemblance to the actual likeness of the subject photographed.
example: They say that Zac Efron has really packed on a lot of muscle these days, but if you ask me those latest pictures of him just look PHOBAR
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noun: A person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others, often regardless of gender and/or conventional attractiveness.
example: I had sapiosexual feelings with him after having a discussion about the history of economics in past civilizations.
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adjective: Not aware of, or have the ability to recognize another person’s overt homosexuality; the absolute complete lack of any gaydar.
example: My mom is so homoblivious, she calls her gay neighbors “the bachelors”.
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noun: a play on the term country club; a group of friends—usually 4-6 in number—who only talk to and associate with themselves,even in public settings, presenting an air of superiority and exclusivism. While cunty club members believe everyone else looks up to them and desires to be like them, the truth is, no one else can tolerate being around them!
ex: What? Are you genuinely criticizing my shoes? Cripes. Before I know it you’re gonna want a membership in Matthew’s stupid little cunty club. You can all go drink saketinis and then go fuck yourselves.
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noun: any person that is sexually attracted to daddies (in some cases, even one’s own father).
ex: He is such a patrophile—he can’t help but sneak glances at his dad’s hairy low-hangers after he steps out of the shower.
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noun: a submissive bottom type who really enjoys getting slapped around, beaten, stepped on, spit on, and generally treated like a dumb cumslut. One who can take great amounts of abuse without complaining.
ex: You wouldn’t think it to look at him, but he’s a real abuse sponge. I spanked him hard, slapped him, face-fucked him, vigorously fingered him, and then fucked him for hours while pulling his hair and I got way more tired than he did.
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noun: A one piece t-back style bathing suit for men which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders; first popularized by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat character. Can also refer to a very revealing or tight men’s swimsuit (man + bikini)
ex. “I normally don’t like mankinis, especially when Borat wears one, but I do think one would look good on Trevor. Just look at that ass. And I bet he’s packing heat.”
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adj: a fear of a loss of one’s own masculinity, a fear of effeminate behavior or being associated with effeminate behavior.
ex: “I know Blake’s the only straight guy in this gay bar, but why is he in the corner holding onto his man purse and acting all manxious? It’s not like he’s gonna turn gay if someone hits on him. Go get him a mojito, tell him to relax, and have a good time!”
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